Mort the Shit Manager: Gladys Shufflebottom (Part One)

<center>  Source: Image by @katharsisdrill </center> Mort, the Shit Manager is a spin-off fictional series of short stories based loosely on the thoughts of David Mortenson, the tyrannical Kwiksave store manager who features in my auto-biographical series ['The Horrors of Kwiksave'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/the-horrors-of-kwiksave-dires-lunge). <center><H5>**Mort the Shit Manager Complete Chronology**</H5></center> <center> *- Mort as a Stock Lad -* [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Flat Arse'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-flat-arse) - (March 1974) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mort's Interview'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-morts-interview) - (March 1974) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Armchair Club'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-armchair-club) - (May 1974) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Fresh Cream'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-fresh-cream) - (November 1978) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Demise of Reginald Bulge'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-demise-of-reginald-bulge) - (January 1979) </center> <center> *- Mort as a Manager -* [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Oxidation'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-oxidation) - (July 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Fart Councilling'](https://peakd.com/hive--70798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-fart-councilling) - (July 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mandy's Interview'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-mandys-interview) - (October 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mandy's Curves'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-mandy-s-curves) - (November 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Bribe'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-bribe) - (November 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Agnus'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-agnus) - (December 1979) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Agnus' Surprise Visit'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-agnus) - (March 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Bloody Nose'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-bloody-nose) - (July 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Brent's 'Druff'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-brents-druff) - (September 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Sacking of Brent'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-sacking-of-brent) - (September 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: Edith's Offerings](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-ediths-offerings) - (October 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: Hector's Deal: Part One](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-hectors-deal-part-one) - (October 1980) </center> <center> *- Mort as a Manager with @slobberchops -* [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Oppression Supreme'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-oppression-supreme) - (December 1980) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Tripe & Gizzard Flavour'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-tripe-and-gizzard-flavour) - (February 1981) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'Gladys Shufflebottom: Part One'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-gladys-shufflebottom-part-one) - (February 1981) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Heat Machine'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-heat-machine) - (March 1981) [Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Day Off'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-day-off) - (April 1981) </center>  <center> ![Break.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sl […]